Tuesday, May 3, 2016
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Monday, April 4, 2016
Phrases and Script
5 Phrases:
“I can’t believe that just happened! I’ve never seen a
monkey do that!”
-At the
zoo in Chicago with my wife
“I’m not ready!!!!!”
-Little
kid at Walmart
“I’ll just poop it out” May have misheard
-Different
little kid at Walmart
“I can’t believe I have to do this again, this is the third
time this week”
-Lady
buying a box of Band-Aids
“Is quitting an option? I want to quit.”
-My
friend talking about school
One Page Script
Ross and I are sitting
on the porch of Ross’s house
Me: So how’s school going? Summer is coming up soon.
Ross: Man, I have been super stressed and I have so much to
do.
Me: I feel ya, I am up to my eyes in homework. How many
classes do you have this year?
Ross: I went down to part time this year so I only have
three classes
Me: That’s not too bad, I have six this semester
Ross: Jesus, How are you pulling that off?
Me: I’m not
(Both laugh)
Me: At least we done have much longer until summer
Ross: True, but it’s only going to get harder before it gets
better
Me: Finals week is going to suck so much
Ross: I don’t know how I’m going to get through it
Me: That’s exactly how I feel right now, I have so much to
study for
(Austin walks up)
Austin: Hey guys!
Ross and I: Hey!
Austin: What are you guys doing?
Me: We were just talking about school, what are you up to?
Austin: Actually
I was just studying for my health test
Ross: I cannot
wait for summer to start, books hurt my eyes
(Austin and I laugh)
Austin: I hear ya,
man! Is quitting an option? I want to quit.
(all laugh)
Me: I wish man!
Ross: Well, it
is. It just isn’t a good life choice
Austin: I disagree
(all laugh)
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