Phrases and Script

5 Phrases:

“I can’t believe that just happened! I’ve never seen a monkey do that!”

               -At the zoo in Chicago with my wife

“I’m not ready!!!!!”

               -Little kid at Walmart

“I’ll just poop it out” May have misheard

               -Different little kid at Walmart

“I can’t believe I have to do this again, this is the third time this week”

               -Lady buying a box of Band-Aids

“Is quitting an option? I want to quit.”

               -My friend talking about school

One Page Script

Ross and I are sitting on the porch of Ross’s house

Me: So how’s school going? Summer is coming up soon.

Ross: Man, I have been super stressed and I have so much to do.

Me: I feel ya, I am up to my eyes in homework. How many classes do you have this year?

Ross: I went down to part time this year so I only have three classes

Me: That’s not too bad, I have six this semester

Ross: Jesus, How are you pulling that off?

Me: I’m not

(Both laugh)

Me: At least we done have much longer until summer

Ross: True, but it’s only going to get harder before it gets better

Me: Finals week is going to suck so much

Ross: I don’t know how I’m going to get through it

Me: That’s exactly how I feel right now, I have so much to study for

(Austin walks up)

Austin: Hey guys!

Ross and I: Hey!

Austin: What are you guys doing?

 

Me: We were just talking about school, what are you up to?

Austin: Actually I was just studying for my health test

Ross: I cannot wait for summer to start, books hurt my eyes

(Austin and I laugh)

Austin: I hear ya, man! Is quitting an option? I want to quit.  

(all laugh)

Me: I wish man!

Ross: Well, it is. It just isn’t a good life choice

Austin: I disagree

(all laugh)